Mjark's Web

Welcome =)

This is one of my favourite websites, I like to recognise the fonts in youtube videos and send weird gifs of writing to my friends with it: Cooltext.com!

Long term to-do list (that i will forget to do):

• fix trousers - need them fixed by winter to layer over others
• tidy shelf
• sell clothes on Vinted
• make cardboard scratch pad

I just realised I can post recipes on my website :D but I dont want a website for just recipes, I want a website about random things :D.

Here is a list of interesting animal facts:

1. Did you know, penguins ?
2. Danish people are animals, one danish man can cut a cement truck with an average pair of scissors in approx. 1 minute!1!1!!
3. Interestingly, Danish Man would also struggle to cut a common beach towel in half, taking an astronomically long time! 2 days! Researchers are yet to find the mental reasons behind this phenomenon.
4. Researchers are working around the clock, trying to understand the inner workings of this beast of an animal. At one point, they unethically locked him in a gym for hours to study his behaviour. This Danish Man, posted online about this experiement of being "locked in" at the gym. Little was gained from this experiment.
5. When studying a wild Danish Man, not kept in captivity, his diet would usually consist of White Monster energy and pre-workout powder
6. A contested theory amongst Danish Man fanatics is that Danish Man is the second coming of Christ. Many speculate this claim as Danish Man is a carpenter by trade, much the same as Jesus Christ. Danish Man is also a devout Christian, and many describe feeling "blessed" when talking to him. Also have you also thought about the fact that you've never seen Danish Man and Jesus in the same room at the same time?? Coincidence, i think not. (I-I I mean I'm impartial to this matter, just a facts giver not a facts critic).